Well – my mates have now thought it’s funny to send me free samples at work

First was artificial grass. Imagine grass being sent to your work.. I thought somebody was going to jump me. I’d not grassed on anyone I was no grass, everyone in work was a bit skeptical

 

Come off from a sick day into work greeted by a nice laminate flooring sample (i use these now as coasters on my desk – makes me look flashy)

 

Then I open my last package. Chlamydia screening test
Try and explain to your manager why you have a strip of jonny’s and a swab at your laptop on a Wednesday morning

 

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